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VARIOUS ARTISTS: FRANK ZAPPA’S JUKEBOX – The Songs That Inspired The Man (Chrome Dreams, CDCD5023)

 

Track list: Riot In Cell Block No. 9 (The Robins)/Louie Louie (Richard Berry)/Work With Me Annie (Hank Ballard and the Midnighters)/Ionisation (Edgard Varese)/My Starter Won't Work (Lightnin' Slim)/Okie Dokie Stomp (Clarence Gatemouth Brown)/Leavin' It All Up To You (Don & Dewey)/I Asked For Water (She Gave Me Gasoline) (Howlin' Wolf)/The Closer You Are (The Channels)/Your Cash Ain't Nothing But Trash (The Clovers)/Louisiana Blues (Muddy Waters)/Song (Cecil Taylor)/Bacon Fat (Andre Williams)/Rubber Biscuit (The Chips)/Bagatelle (opus 9) (Anton Webern)/Symphony (opus 21) (Anton Webern)/W.P.L.J. (Four Deuces)No No Cherry (The Turbans)/Out There (Eric Dolphy)/The Story Of My Life (Guitar Slim)/Three Hours Past Midnight (Johnny Guitar Watson)/Directly From My Heart (Little Richard)/Stranded In The Jungle (The Cadets)/Rite Of Spring (extracts) (Igor Stravinsky)/Nite Owl (Tony Allen).

 

Way back a long time ago, before I’d heard Edgard Varese or the Them Or Us album (mainly because it had still to be recorded), I tuned into FZ being a fraudulent disc jockey on BBC Radio 1’s Star Special. He announced “I think that it's appropriate to make this segue because these are two of my very favourite records and I think they should be heard as a pair. The first is The Closer You Are by The Channels, and this will lead directly into Hyperprism.” What I then heard made me instantly see where Frank was coming from. Well, this album does that in spades. Hear Lightnin’ Slim exhort Lazy Lester to “blow your harmonica son”. Hear the originals of songs Frank actually covered over the years. Hear the songs he frequently referenced in interviews. During the above-mentioned radio show, he also played I Asked Her For Water by the Howlin' Wolf (“another person with exquisite diction”). This CD is really well researched and put together by Derek Barker, whose excellent liner notes reveal that Richard Berry sings both the first two tracks on this compilation. This is a must-have for any self-respecting Zappa fan. And we have more to look forward to from Chrome Dreams: they’re part-way through the production of a Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention Under Review 60s documentary DVD, having already filmed interviews with Billy James, Art Tripp, Bunk Gardner and Don Preston.

 

 

FRANK ZAPPA: ONE SHOT DEAL (Zappa Records, ZR 20007)

 

Track list: Bathtub Man/Space Boogers/Hermitage/Trudgin' Across The Tundra/Occam's Razor/Heidelberg/The Illinois Enema Bandit/Australian Yellow Snow/Rollo

 

Well, the release of this was kinda curious, but at least it’s here and now we can see and hear what the ZFT has excavated from the Vault for us. As Gail notes, it’s like a sandwich with Occam’s Razor (that’s the On The Bus solo kept simple, stoopid) the meat in the middle. And a tasty little treat it is for sure. One of the things that leapt out at me (and I really should know this by now, having purchased Roxy & Elsewhere shortly after its release) is what an inventive bass player Tom Fowler. Bathtub Man is a blues with atypical Duke and Brock (FZ’s co-composers on this one) silliness that extends into great solos from George and Frank. Space Boogers has Chester keeping straight 16ths on the hi-hat, a little like Dummy Up, while George and Frank squirt notes at each other. It sounds like it’s from a soundcheck. Trudgin' Across The Tundra is part pf a 30 minute improv by the Petite Wazoo called Seven, the second half of which appears in edited form as D.C. Boogie on Imaginary Diseases. It features some odd sheep-like bleats from the horn section. Then follows that mighty full unfettered Inca solo with a slightly controlled but still amazing Vinnie. Heidelburg is A Solo… from The Guitar World According To FZ cassette (so that just leaves the Chad drummed Low-Budget unreleased on CD, right?). Originally from a live ‘78 Yo’ Mama, and a shame it didn’t get to appear on the Chad-heavy Guitar CD. The Illinois Enema Bandit is from The Torture Never Stops DVD (now available from Barfko-Swill!). I imagine most folks are familiar with the Australian Yellow Snow (with Ponty - the one where Frank contemplates “on the mystery and the majesty of the mar-juh-rene”). It segues brilliantly into a different edit to-the-one-on-QuAUDIOPHILIAc version of Rollo by the Abnuceals Emuukha Electric Orchestra. Produced in the fly and released on the sly, I rubbed it on my left hand eye. I like it. I like it a lot.

 

MIKE KENEALLY: WINE AND PICKLES (EXOWAX 2409)

 

Track list: 2CTV/Feelin' Strangely/Li'l/Backwards Deb (3rd person)/Bubble Creek/Never Ever Wrong/Unused Hum/I Heard About What You Said/Inhale (with Lyle Workman)/4S/Skull Bubbles (uncut)/Stop For Flashing Red Light, Part One/Lonely Man (studio)/Selfish Otter (uncut)/A Concise Piano Statement/AeroDef/Kevorkian 3/Thou Shalt Not Kill/Paloma (alternate version)/Kevorkian 17/The Endings Of Things.

 

Comprising mainly outtakes from Dancing, Dog and Nonkertompf, this is a fine MK sampler showing off the many facets of this multi-talented guitarist/keyboardist/composist. His vocals are oddly reminiscent of Rufus Wainwright on Feelin’ Strangely (which features some nice guitar work, including from Rick Musallam)…and like Roy Estrada mid-Stop For Flashing Red Light. Li’l is just a wondrous instrumental that gives me the same sit up and beg for more feel that most of the Guitar Therapy CD does. More…swoon.

 

 

JIMMY CARL BLACK: FREEDOM JAZZ DANCE (Azzurra Music, TBP11473)

 

Track list: Happy Metal/Taste Of Snakes/Freedom Jazz Dance/Like A Virgin Queen/The Bad Wolf.

 

I hadn’t fully appreciated what a busy king bee JCB had been in the run-up to his 70th birthday, what with tours with the Muffin Men, the JCB Band and Eugene Chadbourne, his collaboration with Jon Larsen, the commencement of Crossfire’s reissue campaign of his back catalogue, the release of the How Blue Can You Get? and Hearing Is Believing CDs, and this. Recorded in May 2007, it marks a bit of a change musically, being performed without any guitars, three blow monkeys, two babes (on keys and percussion), and one DJ T “The Thief” on electronics. Having said that, the first track is not such a radical departure, being an R&B workout with typical oration and rock steady drumming from the Indian of this happy metal band. Track two follows a similar pattern – opening and closing vocals (this time by Valentina Black – no relation, “but I wish she was!” quippeth Jimmy), with a lengthy horn-led mid-section – but it’s a more up-tempo spacey psychedelic affair. Dr Chadbourne comments that Bruno Marini’s organ is dripping with pesto on the cover of Eddie Harris’s title track. Perhaps they should have renamed it Freedom Jazz Discharge for this outing. Like A Virgin Queen is perhaps the most atypical thang here – a flute propelled disco platform underpinning airy vox from Valentina. The Blacks duet on the final track, obviously influenced by Neil Jordan’s The Company Of Wolves and starring Valentina as Little Red Riding Hood, Jessica Fletcher as the Grandmother, and Jimmy Carl Black in the title role. Oh yeah. I like it. I like it a lot.

 

ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA: SOUNDTRACK EXCERPTS FROM THE ZPZ FILM (Razor & Tie, 7930182993-2)

 

Track list: Tell Me You Love Me/Florentine Pogen/Cheepnis/Cosmik Debris/I’m The Slime/Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow/St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast/Father O’Blivion/Black Page #2/Peaches En Regalia/Zomby Woof/The Torture Never Stops.

 

With no visuals, you’re able to focus on the sounds and here you note the differences from the original recordings – noticeably, Scheila’s back-up vocals, Aaron’s keyboard fills, and the re-arranged ‘almost Chinese’ part of Cheepnis. You also hear the amazing playing of percussionist Billy Hulting and Jamie Kime’s subtle contributions. Did Dweezil really not realise that Napi was able to pull off his amazing performances as special guest because of his five year’s of ‘rehearsals’ with Project/Object and the Grande Mothers? There’s a couple of great guitar solos here: the first from Steve Vai during Zomby Woof (he makes the song his own), and then young Dweez’s on Torture, which starts slowly until he flicks a switch and burns the house down. Possibly because of the way I’m The Slime and Black Page #2 segued into another piece or a Dweezil rap (he says “thank you very much, everybody” a few times on this disc), the audience cheers sound a little odd at the end of these pieces, but that’s a minor quibble: ZPZ are the best FZ tribute band around at the mo’.

 

VARIOUS ARTISTS: 20 EXTRAORDINARY RENDITIONS – THE IDIOT BASTARD SON (Cordelia Records, CD043)

 

Track list: The Idiot Bastard Son as interpreted  by: Die Beistelltische, Jerry Outlaw, The Vegetarians, Oldgreygoat And His Girls, Ensemble Ambrosius, Freedom In Hats, Evil Dick & The Banned Members, The FoolZ, John Tabacco, DOOT!, Nigey Lennon, The FrazKnapp Fusion Project, The Thurston Lava Tube, Project/Object, Pojama People, Bogus Pomp Orchestra, Todd Grubbs Group feat. Bo Smith, The Wrong Object Vs The Friendly Dogs, The Whip It Out Ensemble and Gamma.

 

What can I say? Well, it wouldn’t be right…but maybe I can quote Simon Prentis (Frank's Semantic Scrutinizer)’s email to me after the London Grande Mother’s show: “…back to Gamma's and your immaculate IBS extravaganza. Now THAT'S how it should be done. I'm sure Frank would have LOVED it, but regardless, it does it for me fer sure. I think you've just found a template for 'exploiting the back catalogue' so to speak. Each and every one of the different versions comes at the song from a different angle, mining something unique from the mother fractal without 'fetishing the commodity' in any way whatsoever (always the downside with 'tribute bands' as far as I'm concerned). What a great concept. What a great selection. What a great bunch of bands. And what a wonderful way to revisit and celebrate the work without resorting to nostalgia for the old folks. Respect!”. High praise, indeed. Read some more-a here. And there’s a proper review (plus interview with yours truly, and an exclusive Bonus track) at http://www.davemcmann.com/reviews.html

 

 

FRANK ZAPPA: TRANSMISSIONS (Special guest reviewer: Dave from G&S Music – who isn’t stocking this item!)

 

Track list: I'm The Slime/Purple Lagoon/Peaches En Ragalia(sic!)/Dancin’ Fool/The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing/St Alphonso.

 

Transmissions is just about as bad as you might imagine it could be. Like the Music In Review DVD, you get a "book" and a disc in one package, but which is CD case size. The book is a short biography written by Jeff Perkins, who I hadn't heard of before. His qualification for the job appears to be that he likes Frank's music and works in journalism. He's written 20,000 words which are mostly his opinion on a few CDs and a potted history, mostly of the early Mothers. A quick read through didn't show up any glaring errors of fact but no insights either. The CD has six tracks (all taken from the December 76 and October 78 Saturday Night Live shows): audio and "enhanced video" versions of each. The audio runs exactly 20 minutes. The video plays in Quicktime and, initially, I couldn't get it to work. I lost interest at that point. The sound quality is poor as well. In a word, avoid. Put out by the people that Gail should really be after.

 

 

VARIOUS ARTISTS: ZAPPANALE #18

 

Disc One: "The psycho I've become..." (Larry "Wild Man" Fischer)/Pärt Preston (Don Preston’s Akashic Ensemble)/Help, I'm A Rock-It Can't Happen Here (Don Preston’s Akashic Ensemble)/Reggie Don't Sweat It (Monty & The Butchers)/Apostrophe (Monty & The Butchers)/Tapas Nocturne (Christophe Godin And Mörglbl)/Pygmy Twylyte (Christophe Godin And Mörglbl)/Uncle Meat Suite (I Virtuosi Dal Pianeta Talento)/Village Of The Sun-Echidna's Arf (Of You)-Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (Project/Object)/Filthy Hobbits (Trigon)/The Illinois Enema Bandit (Team Zappa).

Disc Two: "GOD!" (Paul Green Kids)/Electricity (Kimono Draggin' featuring Stephen Chillemi)/G-Spot Tornado (Octafish)/Sofa (Sex Without Nails Bros)/"He screwed me..." (Larry "Wild Man" Fischer)/Whales (Space Debris)/Grandchild of Mr. Green Genes (Polytoxicomane Philharmonie)/Dog Breath Variations (The Great Googly Moogly)/Debra Kadabra (Wolfhard Kutz featuring Lol Coxhill)/Meeting Of The Spirits (Jazzprojekt Hundehagen)/Petrushka-Muffin Man (Harmonia Ensemble)/"Nice talking to ya..." (Larry "Wild Man" Fischer)/Tell Me (Chad Wackerman Trio)/I'm The Slime-Dumb All Over-The Message (Finale).

Bonus Disc: "I'm famous in Germany..." (Larry "Wild Man" Fischer)/Central Community Crisis (Don Preston’s Akashic Ensemble)/Any Downers (Monty & The Butchers)/Février Afghan (Christophe Godin And Mörglbl)/Andy (I Virtuosi Dal Pianeta Talento)/Big Swifty (Project/Object)/Zeitgeist Related Accidents (Trigon)/Let's Get Bizet (Kimono Draggin)/Nothing (Octafish)/Uncle Remus (Sex Without Nails Bros featuring Napoleon Murphy Brock)/Flight 858 (Polytoxicomane Philharmonie)/Fifty-Fifty (The Great Googly Moogly)/Black Napkins (Jazzprojekt Hundehagen)/King Kong (Harmonia Ensemble)/Eat That Question (Finale).

 

Can you imagine the feeling of walking away from the Zappanale with the hard-drive of all that weekend’s music tucked under your arm? Frickin’ gorgeous. John and I soon set to marking up the tracks to be included on these discs, but were beset by technical problems. We eventually overcame them, and this is what finally transpired. Friggin’ gorgeous. Shame it couldn’t have been a 3-CD set, but with the Bonus disc it kinda is. I figure the main aim is for these to be a souvenir of the event as well as a sort of sampler so that you then go check out more of the featured bands’ material (and of course listen to the ‘riginal sources; I personally finally went out and replaced my old Bird Of Fire vinyl with a 5-CD Mahavishnu box set). Lots more words soon.

 

 

JON NELSON/THE GENKIN PHILHARMONIC

 

Track List: Song For A Dead King/Plague/Country Band March/Vrooom/Echidna's Arf/Ala Et Lolly/896 Lightyears/Marqueson’s Chicken/Solo/Morning Bell/Thrak/Preaching To The Converted.

 

A ten or more piece avant garde/progressive rock band, inspired by Frank Zappa, heavy on horns and rhythm. It is Jon's third independent project, following Metalofonico and Gran Calavera Electrica. Jon is the main man of the Meridian Arts Ensemble, who released four CDs featuring Zappa tunes - all great. And Prime Meridian adds a cracking Beefheart medley. Furthermore, Gran Calavera Electrica is in part a tribute to FZ, written by Steve Barber. This here is a great live CD. The quality of some of the recordings isn’t that brilliant, but the performances more than make up it. The opener swings a little like The Gumbo Variations, and tells the story of how Elvis is alive and well. The album is the first in an ongoing series featuring a rotating cast of young uns (there’s over 20 musicians listed), with Jon as Musical Director and fellow Meridian Ray Stewart’s tuba providing most of the big low notes. So, we get to hear a couple of originals, some Ives, Zappa, Crimson, Radiohead and Prokofiev. Solo is a didgeridoo piece played by Steve Baczkowski and starts a scary sequence (it frightened J-Roc’s cat) that concludes with two drummers drumming on Thrak. Can’t wait for Phase II.

 

 

TODD GRUBBS: TIME, SPACE AND THE ELECTRIC (LSO89365)

 

Track list: Time, Space And The Electric/Thank You Mr Maniac/The Fearless Future/Dreaming Aboard An Alien Aircraft/Edith/The Electric Life/A View From Inner Space/The Argument/You Are Here/The Ballad Of Emy And Lu/Curved Time.

 

An all instrumental affair; mainly up-tempo rockers – but the anthemic Vai-like Edith and The Ballad Of Emy And Lu slow things down nicely. Features a great moog solo from Don Preston on You Are Here. My favourite track is undoubtedly The Electric Life, which features some uplifting Yes-like vocalizations. I’ve been listening to this for several weeks now and it really grows on you – I mean, I liked it straight off, but the more I listen the more I hear and the more I keep coming back to it. The album is mostly played by Todd, on a multitude of wondrous guitars, with longtime friends Jeff Henry and Alan Tatum on drums and bass, though as well as Don there are a number of other guest players. Todd is a huge FZ fan who has now made five great albums (plus he contributed a version of The Idiot Bastard Son to the 20 Extraordinary Renditions CD) and hopefully will one day come to Europe and play Zappanale. Check out www.toddgrubbs.com/songsamples.html for more, including some song samples. The CD booklet has some very nice paintings, representing each song, by David Hervey.

 

 

BOB HARRIS: THE GREAT NOSTALGIA (Crossfire Publications, 9510-2)

 

Track list: Ageless Love/The Great Nostalgia/Message From The Shore/The Flower/There's Still Hope/Autumn In Nepal (Steve Vai Remix). Bonus tracks: The Blue Gazebo/Nobody Wins In A War/Somewhere Over The Rainbow (Live at Zappanale 13)/Magnet And Iron/White Bird-Ancient Wish/There's Still Hope (Steve Vai Remix).

 

I was very happy to be part of finally getting this excellent album out on CD, and also to have suggested the bonus of the spine-tingling performance of Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Bob and wife Thana from Zappanale #13 (which I guess means I’m actually on this CD – as part of the cheering throng!). Originally a kind of new age album of six mostly improvised pieces by Bob (on walls-of-vocals, trumpet and keyboards) with percussionist Billy ‘ANT-BEE’ James. Thana of course added her vox (notably on Ageless Love – the tune to which she gave birth to son Nathan, and which here opens the album as suggested by FZ). Other guests included Steve Vai (on electric sitar), Tommy Mars (on recorder), Marty Schwartz (guitar) and Stu Hamm (bass). Because it had three vocal tracks, New Age labels wouldn’t touch it at the time (1986), and it further defies categorisation in its new expanded form – especially with the jaunty Innes Book Of Records fairground-like outtake, The Blue Gazebo. With the addition of Nathan, Rantin & Rayven appear to have evolved into Alvin, Simon and Theodore, as evidenced on Nobody Wins In A War. Visit http://www.crossfirepublications.com and http://cdbaby.com/cd/bobharris for more.

 

 

ADRIAN BELEW: SIDE FOUR (LIVE) (Adrian Belew Presents, ABP2167)

 

Track list: Writing On The Wall/Dinosaur/Ampersand/Young Lions/Beat Box Guitar/Matchless Man/A Little Madness/Drive/Of Bow And Drum/Big Electric Cat/Three Of A Perfect Pair/Thela Hun Ginjeet.

 

Apparently before this was released, some radio station in the US was playing the Adrian Belew Power Trio’s tracks from the Zappanale #17 CD I helped compile. And it’s pleasing that for those CDs we included two tracks not found here: I Remember How To Forget and Lone Rhinoceros. Not listed on the sleeve here is Adrian’s foray into Beatles band’s Within You Without You during Drive. Nice. Adrian and Slick siblings, Eric and Julie, are rightly named the Power Trio – the force of some of their playing can knock you clean off your feets: try the thunderous opener or A Little Madness (renamed here due to dead Mr Katchaturian, and featuring a reference to 21st Century Schizoid Man slipped in by bassist Julie), and see if you can stand still. My favourite track though is the more dreamy and effects-laden Matchless Man – one he unfortunately couldn’t play at Zappanale due to some of his gear going astray. This sure is a fine album, and a great record to start your career with – we’re gonna hear a whole lot more from Julie and Eric, that’s for sure. And if Mr Belew can keep coming up with tunes like those from his back pages covered here and playing as great as this, then he too is gonna be around up for a goodly while longer.

 

 

FRANK ZAPPA: WAZOO (VAULTernative Records, VR 2007-2)

 

Disc One: Intro Intros/The Grand Wazoo (Think It Over)/Approximate/Big Swifty.

Disc Two: "Ulterior Motive"/The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary: Movement I; Movement II; Movement III; Movement IV - The New Brown Clouds/Penis Dimension/Variant I Processional March.

 

Folks is right about not being able to hear much of Ruth Underwood on these CDs: she (and cellist Jerry Kessler) can only really be heard during some of the quieter orchestral passages in Greggery Peccary, the middle of Approximate and, er, elsewhere. But that’s perhaps not too surprising with 20 musicians on stage for this and, otherwise, the sound is amazing – especially after years of listening to those bad quality audience tapes – and, generally, this whole thing is a joy to behold. Question: why does The Grand Wazoo have its alternate title in brackets and Variant I Processional March not (with its first year of release shown as 2007)? It is of course Regyptian Strut. Anywho, Tony Duran gets Grand Wazoo off to a great start. There are lots of solos from the lads in this big band, but it doesn’t seem as if we’ve had over 21 minutes of music before we get into the organised madness that is the mighty Approximate. This is the real highlight of this set, with the electric drums of Jim Gordon amazing throughout. With all the brass and wind solos, it’s odd to then single out Dave Parlato’s bass on Big Swifty. But I just did. And that’s a near perfect rendering of Swifty, BTW. The 30 minute plus Greggery Peccary is tons better than the original, though it’s mainly a series of improvised passages rather than a long structured instrumental arrangement of the Studio Tan vershum. Bereft of its lyric, Penis Dimension is also more enjoyable and obviously it’s this arrangement that Ed Palermo’s Big Band regularly dish-up. Have to say I much prefer the 93 version of Regyptian Strut on Läther to Variant I Processional March, but that’s a small quibble. Ian Underwood also plays some nice jazzy keys throughout, as well as some otherworldly on-stage synth programming (eg. on Approximate – have I mentioned that tune before?). And what you can hear of Mrs Underwood (and fellow percussionist Tom Raney) is as great as you’d expect from FZ. To say that finally the ZFT is knocking out the goods is an understatement. Keep ‘em coming, Gail!

 

 

JON LARSEN: STRANGE NEWS FROM MARS (Zonic Entertainment, ZEN 2001)

 

Track list: Goodbye To Earth/The Eons Are Closing/Mutant Fromage/Dachs Reduction/A Windy Day On Mars/Air Sculpting In Vacuum/Strange News From Mars/Cydonian Music/Mars Under The Radar/Cinderella On The Event Horizon Of A Black Hole/The Quilt/The Secret Word For Today Is/Conseptual Continuity On The Red Planet/Norwegisher Schweinhund/Capt. Zurcon’s Cranberry Cocktail/Unwanted Sexual Attention In Space/Optional Entertainment In Zero Gravitation/Tax The Churches/Music Is The Best/Does Humour Belong In Music?
The unabbreviated session with Jimmy Carl Black (available exclusively on download at www.hotclub.musiconline.no: Jimmy Carl Black’s Dach’s Reduction/Mayday From Space/First Close Encounter With A Real Martian.

 

This is “the amazing reunion of Frank Zappa alumni Tommy Mars (keyboards), Bruce Fowler (trombone), Jimmy Carl Black (vocal) and Arthur Barrow (magic & bass) together with Hot Club guitarist Jon Larsen. Written as a surrealistic expedition to Mars” - it features lots of great laid-back jazz instrumentals loaded with trademark Tommy synth (dig those ‘Hail Caesar Variations’ on Cinderella On The Event Horizon Of A Black Hole) and fine marimba from Rob Waring (Jon wanted Ed Mann to add his magic too, but the logistics proved impossible: hopefully they’ll resolve this for the next expedition of a planned trilogy). Arthur Barrow engineered the US recordings, done at his Lotek Studio in LA, and plays a short harmonic bass solo on Unwanted Sexual Attention In Space. JCB makes several spoken word interventions, while Bruce Fowler plays some nice ‘bone solos on Dachs Reduction (probably my fave piece here, one of the more up-tempo numbers), Conseptual Continuity On The Red Planet and Music Is The Best. Jon himself modestly only plays a couple of acoustic guitar soli (both of which are wondrous - on a Zoot-ish Air Sculpting In Vacuum and the reggae-flavoured Capt. Zurcon’s Cranberry Cocktail - more next time please, Jon!). But throughout this is the heavy influence of Zappa - just check out those song titles. And Jimmy’s narration is loaded with CoCo clues (plus the riff from The Secret Word For Today is almost King Kong). A must have.

 

 

NAPOLEON MURPHY BROCK featuring GREGARIOUS MOVEMENT: AFTER FRANK - 1st MOVEMENT (Crossfire Publications)

 

Track list: Skin Tight/Heaven Must Be Like This/Let’s Stay Together/O-o-h Child/Fire.

 

Recorded in 1977 in the daze before Old Gregg got the funk, hear Napi trying to get the denizens of Santa Cruz to do his dance, the Lucey Ducey - memorably urging them to get off their ‘buttocks’ at one point - to a great bunch of soul/R&B covers. Skin Tight features a Room Service/Dummy Up-type improv rap between Napi and the track’s lead vocalist (and drummer) Billy Ingram. That’s one of the amazing things about this incarnation of GM: there’s only four folk on stage, but they manage to sound so full, and have three really strong vocalists. Napi leads on just the Reverend Green’s ditty, but he honks, percusses and back-up vox all over the shop. As Greg Russo notes in his liner notes, this is like having five 12” singles; each of the tracks are quite long but you just don’t notice because you’re having fun listening to it. Not the greatest audio quality, but it captures a great night of happy music.

 

 

FRANK ZAPPA: THE DUB ROOM SPECIAL (Zappa Records, ZR20006)

 

Track list: A Token of My Extreme (Vamp)/Stevie’s Spanking/The Dog Breath Variations/Uncle Meat/Stink-Foot/Easy Meat /Montana /Inca Roads/Room Service/Cosmik Debris/Florentine Pogen.

 

Guess I wasn’t paying close attention when this CD was first announced, but it’s just two tracks from Halloween 81, the rest from KCET 74. When Stevie’s Spanking fades in after the previously unreleased Token vamp (it’s the only track here not on the Dub Room DVD) and the crowd cheering after runs over the intro to the wondrous Dog Meat, you do ask why didn’t they just release a disc of all KCET material - and I’m the type of guy who actually favours the mix and match approach of YCDTOSA Vols 1 and 6 rather than the Helsinki/FZ:OZ/Buffalo complete concert stuff (great though they is). The track running order and audio quality are wonderful, but the Halloween stuff seems to spoil the flow - which is not the case with the video/DVD. So, yeah, this greedy sod’d be happier with two separate discs of the two separate concerts.

 

 

THE WRONG OBJECT featuring ANNIE WHITEHEAD and HARRY BECKETT: PLATFORM ONE (Jazzprint JPVP138CD)

 

Track list: Intruth/Honeypump Riff/Big Swifty/Platform 1-Intro/Platform 1/Filthy Habits/This Affects That/Wet Weather Wet/Scarlet Mine/Tinseltown/Hello Max.

 

I was unable to attend any of the Wrong Object’s recent north-of-Watford gigs, but the band’s Michel Delville told me: “They went very well I think. Nice crowds and good responses. And it was a good opportunity to launch the new CD. At the Lincoln gig, Robert Wyatt came to see us and told us that we were one of the best bands he’d heard in a long time. He insisted on buying both CDs (to my utter embarrassment). Talk about being flattered!” Intruth is a brief intro to the Eastern-sounding Honeypump Riff, which my daughter’s boyfriend thought was the theme from Borat. This’ll have you bopping before Big Swifty knocks you off your feet. The one thing I always admire about TWO is that main man, Michel, doesn’t try and hog the limelight. His guitar solos are sporadic but always worth waiting for. The other is the fact that they’re so willing to experiment and collaborate. At Zappanale, they had Ed Mann sit in, and here they have two of the British jazz scene’s finest joining them: trombone Annie we know and love from her stints with the Zappatistas and the afore-mentioned Robert Wyatt; and trumpeter and flugelhorn player, Harry Beckett who, over the years, has worked with such diverse folk as Charles Mingus and Jah Wobble. They both are given copious chances to shine here - and shine they do (eg Annie on the title track, which she wrote, and Harry on his lovely lilting Tinseltown). Oh, and you should hear what the Object have come up with for my IBS project in cahoots with The Friendly Dogs. If you’re not gonna catch them at ZappaFest NL, you need your cranium’s inspected. No offence. Seen?

 

 

JIMMY CARL BLACK: WHERE’S THE $%&#@' BEER? (Crossfire Publications, 9508-2)

 

Track List: The Indian Of The Group/Black Limousine/Low Ridin’ Man/’59 Chevy/Teenage Credit/Thank You, Come Again/Captain Beefheart Medley/Lovesick Blues/Stick Man/Trail Of Tears/Blonde Haired Woman/Lady Queen Bee/Waiting/Plastic Factory/Who Did You Love/The Great White Buffalo/JCB’s Early Years & The Mothers.

 

A slightly expanded, and mucho enhanced, reissue of Jimmy’s follow-up to his When Do We Get Paid? anthology. Many familiar tunes, but different versions, showcasing Jim’s vocal and song-writing talents. Opening aptly with The Indian Of The Group from the Spring 2001 jaunt with the Muffin Men, the disc also features some Beefheart songs from that same tour - all previously unreleased (before the 2002 version of this CD). One of the first times I met Jim (it was in The Swan opposite Fulham Broadway when he was there with Jack), I asked if he’d play Hank Williams’ Lovesick Blues. “I haven’t sung that in a long time,” he replied. I bought him a beer, but he didn’t reprise the song he sang on YCDTOSA Vol. 5 and Welcome Back, Geronimo Black (which is the version included here, from 1973 with Bunk Gardner and Don Preston). Yeah, better than Frank Ifield. A nice surprise is Thank You, Come Again - a country-ish duet with Lurleen Lumpkin (aka Christina Albertson) recorded in New Mexico in 1980 - with its brief Lonesome Cowboy Burt reference. Waiting is a reggae by The Austin Grandmothers, and the music ends with the first ever recording of The Great White Buffalo from the same session as Thank You, Come Again  - at a little over 4 minutes, it’s not quite the epic it has since become, but it rocks along nicely nonetheless. The CD features appearances by The Band’s Robbie Robertson, The Mannish Boys, The Farrell & Black Band, The X-Tra Combo and B.E.P. (with Roy Estrada), and ends with a fun interview segment covering his time before and during The Mothers.

 

 

JEFF SIMMONS: THE STRAIGHT YEARS - LUCILLE HAS MESSED MY MIND UP/THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FROM NAKED ANGELS (World IN Sound, WIS-1035/WIS-1036)

 

Lucille: Appian Way/Zondo Zondo/Madame Du Barry/I’m In The Music Business/Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up/Raye/Wonderful Wino/Tigres/Aqueous Humore/Conversations With A Recluse/Bucket Of Blues/Lucille HMMU.

Angels: Naked Angels Theme/Ride Into Vegas/Vegas Boogie/Vegas Pickup/Cop Out/First Desert Ride/Rank/Boinin’ (Third Ride)/Scots Breath/Rat Grind/Bar Dream/Camper Scene/Toccata For Truck/End Theme.

 

I imagine many of you will have tapes or CD-Rs of the three tracks Lucille, Raye and Wonderful Wino from Jeff’s FZ produced solo album. Scratches an’ all. Well, now you can have them for real in nu-clear sound thanks to Germany’s World IN Sound. And while this album alone is worth stumping up for, you get with it Jeff and Randy Steirling’s Naked Angels soundtrack - which also came out on Frank’s Straight label in 1969. This is a mainly instrumental affair and for me it’s an amazing discovery. Lots of nice guitar based funky bluesy acid-inspired hard rock, a couple of vocal tracks and some typical 60s experimentation. The sort of stuff that sadly just wouldn’t get made these days. As you probably know, Jeff’s band Easy Chair were signed up by Frank but disintegrated before recording anything together. And so Jeff remained and in a very short space of time with basically pick-up musicians assembled these two albums. It’s a testament to his abilities as a musician and songwriter that he managed to do it under what must have been extremely difficult circumstances. Frank’s involvement is essentially confined to the three songs mentioned above, with Ian Underwood adding sax parts here and there. World IN Sound has added some bonus cuts from Jeff’s recent Blues Universe CD, including his instrumental version of Lucille. The contrast in Jeff’s voice is probably the only thing that distinguishes Bucket Of Blues from the earlier stuff: where he once sounded a little like a smooth Jack Bruce, his voice now is a little rougher around the edges - just right for the blooze, man! This is a great little package, with an informative booklet. Did you know that Frank worked with Albert Wing back in 1974?

 

 

DON PRESTON: WORKS (Crossfire Publications, 9507-2)

 

Track list: Of No Consequence/Opus 5/Was Black/Found/The Winds Of Change (First Movement)/The Winds Of Change (Second Movement)/The Winds Of Change (Third Movement)/Primeval #7/Opening Titles/Ode To Tinguely/The Bride Stripped Bare/Homage To F.Z.

 

Crossfire recently re-released an expanded version of Don’s Vile Foamy Ectoplasm. This CD, of more classically slanted pieces, is a perfect contrasting companion to that disc (its fraternal twin, if you like), highlighting as it does Don the composer. Of No Consequence is a live string-driven thing with Hermann-Hitchcock like moments that doesn’t actually feature Don; it was performed by the Chamber Orchestra of Invention at the Gewandhaus concerts that spawned the Grande Mothers live album. Opus 5 and Ode To Tinguely are just Don solo on piano - both short gallops. Was Black is a more atmospheric piece in the style of Pendereski - from a nude dance video about Chernobyl. One of the most interesting tracks is the 1965 recording Found, an early 4-track composition with Bunk Gardner on flute. This is a not-too distant cousin of Death Lights from Vile Foamy Ectoplasm. The Winds Of Change was inspired by The Ahn Trio, who played at the Gewandhaus concerts. Sounds a little like one of Nancarrow’s player piano pieces with some violin-like synth lines thrown in for good measure. Called Works, and with a track named Primeval #7, you’d be excused for thinking this was an ELP album. But fortunately, Primeval #7 is more like something the Akashic Ensemble might play. In fact, they possibly have: Don says Primeval has been performed live by different groups, ranging from a duet to a sextet. This was the seventh rendition, played by a quartet featuring Grande Mother Ken Rosser. Homage To FZ is a short fanfare for three trumpets, French horn, trombone and tuba, but here it is played by Don ‘using big samples and automated sounds’. Most of this album was composed and recorded quite recently, proving that this modern day composer refuses to retire.

 

 

STEVE VAI: SOUND THEORIES, VOLS. I & II (Epic Records, 88697 01421 2)

 

Vol 1, ‘The Aching Hunger’: Kill The Guy With The Ball/The God Eaters/The Murder Prologue/The Murder/Gentle Ways/Answers/I’m Becoming/Salamanders In The Sun/Liberty/The Attitude Song/For The Love Of God.

Vol 2, ‘Shadows And Sparks’: Shadows And.../Sparks/Frangelica Pt. 1/Frangelica Pt. 2/Helios And Vesta/Bledsoe Bluvd.

 

Have been looking forward to this release for some while, and as soon as the track list was announced, I knocked together some mp3s from the NPS broadcast to get my juices really flowing (thanks, PvL - you the man). Not sure that a with-orchestra arrangement of Kill The Guy With The Ball works and it’s certainly not a great opener - the Keneally piano version would have been better! Starts with a brief conducting-the-audience thang before Steve lets fly a few notes for various parts of the orchestra to copy. All clever stuff, but you can’t wait for the song to really take-off - and when it does, things get a whole lot more exciting. The first disc features Steve playing with the Metropole Orkest, but he sits and watches them on disc two, and thus the focus there is on Vai the composer. It’s a little like the Jaco Pastorius Big Band - good listening, but there’s a little something (or someone) missing, though the MO’s guitarist, Peter Tiehuis, takes a solo in Frangelica Pt. 2 (which has an 80s synth opening and jazz piano & sax soli), Bledsoe Bluvd (where the brass plays a fine section, perfectly evoking Tommy Mars’ style) and plays the opening lines of Helios And Vesta. Back to Disc One, Salamanders is one of my fave Steve tunes and here it’s absolutely amazing. The orchestra starts it then Steve solos and from hereon in it’s pretty much dominated by the nice little boy (although he again lets the orchestra introduce another song - For The Love Of God - before letting rip). Vol 2 has a perc heavy intro and contains some familiar themes from the Alive In An Ultra World and Fire Garden elpees. More soon.

 

 

BUNK GARDNER: IT’S ALL BUNK! (Crossfire Publications, 9506-2)

 

Track list: Hello!/Colt .45/The Whistler (First Movement)/Dona/Voices And Dreams (Second Movement)/Bat Masterson Theme/3,000,000 B.C. Cave Man (Second Movement) - ‘I Am...’/Basement Theme Downstairs/More Gardner Variations/The Late Show (First Movement)/Mary Jane/Oh God (edit)/One For The Girls/String Quartet /Wagon Train/Roaring ‘20s/Rhapsody In Red (First Movement)/Qualude To Chaos And Fine/Adieu/My Love Has Gone.

 

Bunk’s first solo CD, comprising tracks spanning the period 1959-1981. It’s not actually all Bunk, as he doesn’t appear on the last track - a bonus added in tribute to his late brother, Buzz. I particularly like the sequencing on this disc - it’s not chronological and so it moves from 50s big band orchestra to avant garde (the Menage A Trois pieces) to very melodic stuff with Andy Cahan (in the guise of Elmer And Fred), throwing in a live track with The Grandmothers from 1981. Rising out of all this is Bunk’s drowning-in-a-vat-of-chocolate-Angel’s-Delight sax. Yummy. I especially like the Elmer And Fred tracks, which sound a lot spiffier here than when they first appeared on those Grandmothers albums - a feature of all Crossfire reissues. Keep up the great work, Greg.

 

 

DON PRESTON: VILE FOAMY ECTOPLASM (Crossfire Publications, 9505-2)

 

Track list: Moon Unit/Immaculate Deception/The Street Urchins/Bannon Call/Horta Babies/Construction In Slow Motion With Sharp Interludes/Trapezoid/Andrea/Loki (The Thrones Of Saturn)/The Eye Of Agamoto/Aegospotamos/New Age Mumbo Jumbo (edited remix)/The Cherubim (edit)/Homage To Tinguely/Silicone Hump/The Street Urchins 2/The Eternal Question/Palmer Park/Voices From The Past/Death Lights.

 

Omitting just two tracks from the original Muffin Records CD (which will appear on future Crossfire releases) this newly expanded and remastered edition of Don’s Vile Foamy Ectoplasm adds 10 - many featuring longtime pal, Bunk Gardner. One of the ‘new’ tracks is Loki, on which FZ engineered the gong segments (see our interview for details). This CD showcases Don the composer, experimenter and modular Moog demonstrator, providing a brilliant overview of Don’s works during a period of 44 years. And, of course, the work continues. Of the added Don & Bunk Show tunes, Aegospotamos stands out as a very pretty little piece, written the year I was born and performed by the Mothers 10 years later - as, of course, was The Eye Of Agamoto, which has appeared on many Mothers’ bootlegs. The CD features an impressive list of guest appearances from: Jimmy Carl Black, Bruce, Walt & Tom Fowler, Arthur Barrow, Motorhead, Howard Kaylan, Roy Estrada, Andre Cholmondeley, Mike Miller and Meredith Monk. Look out for Works.

 

 

FRANK ZAPPA: BUFFALO (VAULTernative Records, VR 2007-1)

 

Disc One: Chunga’s Revenge/You Are What You Is/Mudd Club/The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing/Cosmik Debris/Keep It Greasy/Tinsel Town Rebellion/Buffalo Drowning Witch/Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?/Pick Me, I’m Clean/Dead Girls Of London/Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?/City Of Tiny Lites.

Disc Two: Easy Meat/Ain’t Got No Heart/The Torture Never Stops/Broken Hearts Are For Assholes/I’m So Cute/Andy/Joe’s Garage/Dancing Fool/The ‘Real World’ Thematic Extrapolations/Stick It Out/I Don’t Wanna Get Drafted/Bobby Brown/Ms Pinky.

 

Comparing this to the recently made available on t’Internet concert by Catholic radio recorded just a few months earlier with David Logeman on drums is pretty amazing - ‘tis Vinnie that makes all the difference; everyone seems to raise their game (including Frank). There’s a long Torture, with jazzy interludes and - zeets! - a fine VC solo. Tinsel Town here is quite different from the more familiar arrangement - but like Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? (much enhanced by Bob Harris’ teeny little vox), this is better than previously released versions. Dead Girls features the amended ‘Bon Jour frame of mind’ end section (apparently inspired by blue jeans popular in the eighties). There’s no Ed Mann, but With Tommy Mars and Vinnie playing, you almost don’t miss him. These discs are making Amaretto Mick Zeuner crazy with desire. Me too. There’s a lengthy Pick Me, I’m Clean which is just insane. Vinnie rules.

 

 

VARIOUS ARTISTS: ZAPPANALE #17

 

Disc One: Gamma Waves (Gamma)/I Wasn’t Talking (Corrie Van Binsbergen)/Il Y A Mojo (AGE)/Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (FZLE)/Son Of Orange County (FZLE)/New Design (TriPod)/Sleep Dirt (Zappatistas)/Peaches En Regalia (Daniel Rohr & Rocktheater)/Daytime (Jane)/Rat Tomago incl. Zoot Allures & Theme from ‘Bonanza’ (Jazzprojekt Hundehagen)/If Only She Woulda (PiKANTiK)/Two Down (Soft Machine Legacy)/Watermelon In Easter Hay (Egon Kracht & The Troupe).

Disc Two: Dootrap (DOOT!)/Napkins (Both Pink & Black) (DOOT!)/Travelling Riverside Blues (Paul Green School of Rock)/Changes (Paul Green School of Rock)/Black Page #2  (Paul Green School of Rock)/King Kong  (Paul Green School of Rock feat. Adrian Belew)/City Of Tiny Lites  (Paul Green School of Rock feat. Adrian Belew)/Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (Les Polissons)/Mr Green Genes (Les Polissons)/Pandora (Ikarisches Ensemble)/I Remember How To Forget (Adrian Belew Power Trio)/Young Lions (Adrian Belew Power Trio)/Madness (Adrian Belew Power Trio)/Lone Rhinoceros (Adrian Belew Power Trio)/Packard Goose (Finale).

Bonus Disc: More Stories From The Girl Who Wasn’t Talking (Corrie van Binsbergen)/The World Goes Round And Round (AGE)/Teen-Age Prostitute (FZLE)/Fashion (TriPod)/Sexual Harassment In The Workplace (Zappatistas)/Absolutely Free (Daniel Rohr & Rocktheater)/Know It All (Jane)/Any Kind Of Pain (Jazzprojeckt Hundehagen)/Suicide Chump (PiKANTiK)/Ash (Soft Machine Legacy)/Toad-O-Line (Egon Kracht & The Troupe)/Wicked World (Paul Green School of Rock)/Third Stone From The Sun (DOOT!)/Peaches IV (Les Polissons)/Gnomus (Ikarisches Ensemble)/Of Bow And Drum (Adrian Belew Power Trio).

 

 

This is not so much a review as an article on my role in the existence of these discs. I guess many of the regulars to the Zappanale festival come away thinking ‘I hope they put that on the CDs,’ and to some extent I have been lucky enough to have some small influence on the selection of a few of the tracks on the last four Amaretto Mick Zeuner efforts, I came away thinking the same again last year not dreaming that it would actually be my job to make all the selections this time. It was all a bit of last-minute mad rush kinda deal, but I think J-Roc and I succeeded in baking some great discs here. But it wasn’t just a straightforward ‘Let’s have that track, and that one, and what about that one?’ We had to contend with: the wishes of the artists (although some of their suggestions were dismissed in favour of what we thought we’re better pieces); the time constraints of three or four discs at around 79 minutes each (we had no idea whether it was going to be a 2 or 3-CD set plus Bonus Disc, and so we gave the Arfs an either or option; had they gone for three CDs, you would have got two discs of all FZ compositions and one ‘Zappa-Nil’; the Bonus Disc (‘Extra Time’) was cast in stone and was always gonna be what it now is); the fact that no King Crimson stuff from Adrian Belew’s set could be used (this we were only told about part-way through our bid to meet the end of October deadline); editing out suitable parts from the Finale and Corrie Van Binsbergen’s set (she played just two lengthy pieces, which included samples from Frank’s catalogue that we obviously had to avoid - which is why we added ‘Gamma Waves’; this is as close as we could get to replicating the low growling that preceded the excerpt from ‘I Wasn’t Talking’ used: when we speeded the original recording up, we found it was the actual spoken intro to ‘Lumpy Gravy’, so we substituted this with a slowed down extract from Gamma’s phone message to Ben Watson from the ‘Zappanale #14’ CDs. Conceptual Continuity buffs may wanna note that Ben also included part of this as a hidden bonus track at the end of his ‘Frankfurter Ahnung’ CD. And, yes, it was sent to mixmaster Hugo Moller as a wave file, hence the title); and the wishes of the then Arf Society President, Wolfhard, to include one particular track. We also wanted to embrace some less-obvious choices too. So it was much more than just telling Hugo the songs to use - we had to get to grips with Samplitude software, and learn how to mark the start and end of each piece digitally; in the case of the Soft Machine Legacy’s ‘Two Down’, we marked the start well into John Marshall’s drum solo and had to hope it would blend in well with the previous track (ditto the edit in the ‘Packard Goose’ finale). I think it does, which for our part was very much down to John: as a musician, his ears were invaluable in identifying precisely where to stop and start things, though we didn’t have the luxury of actually hearing the results until Hugo ‘cut’ the discs. We made some suggestions (like lose the drum track here to make a better segue, fade the audience out there, etc) and Hugo obliged. We had a real bounce around the room moment the first time we heard what he’d done with the segue into ‘Son Of Orange County’. It sounds like FZLE played the tunes in that order, but in fact they didn’t (‘Teen-Age Prostitute’ from the Bonus Disc actually followed ‘Broken Hearts’). That fantastic moment was really down to Hugo’s expertise, and there are many other fine examples to be found. Of course, another consideration was to include something by every act, even if we didn’t particularly like some of them. Well, I think our choices mask this pretty well and I find I can listen to, and enjoy, everything on the discs with no difficulty at all - even if I do laugh out loud at some points recalling the Stella-fuelled silliness that existed between John and me at times. We couldn’t have achieved all this without AMZ, who collected some of the band’s set lists at the festival and had other useful advice to offer throughout that mad month of October 2006. I would also like to thank the bands I contacted for promptly coming back to me with song titles and composers. It all worked out wonderfully well and both John and I are immensely proud of what we managed to achieve. We hope this was just our debut effort and that we’ll be involved again in the future: indeed, I’m drooling at the prospect of listening again to Terry’s headlining set in the comfort of Leaky Coconut Studios. Now read my liner notes at http://www.en.zappanale.de/linernotes.

 

 

JIMMY CARL BLACK: WHEN DO WE GET PAID? (Crossfire Publications, 9504-2)

 

Track list: Trail of Tears (The Grandmothers)/Turn On Your Love Light (Live) (Holzhaus, Black and Terrazas)/Goin’ Back to Texas (Live) (Holzhaus, Black and Terrazas)/Stretch Pants (The Keys)/Just a Matter of Time (The Keys)/I’m Ready (The Jolly Rogers)/Love Potion #9 (The Jolly Rogers)/Cherry Pie (The Jolly Rogers)/Ain’t Got No Home (The Jolly Rogers)/Bony Moronie (The Jolly Rogers)/Sick and Tired (Big Sonny and The Lo Boys)/I’m a King Bee (Big Sonny and The Lo Boys)/Sympathy for the Devil (Big Sonny and The Lo Boys)/Freak Out in Screw, Texas (The Grandmothers)/Fever (Arthur Brown with Jimmy Carl Black)/Lady Queen Bee (The Grandmothers)/Blue Eyed Woman (Jimmy Carl Black with The X-Tra Combo).

 

This original Ant-Bee compiled CD has been completely remastered and re-EQ’d by Greg Russo, who has added 3 bonus tracks: Fever (with Arthur Brown); Lady Queen Bee (with The Grandmothers); and Blue Eyed Woman (with The X-Tra Combo). All of the tracks will be available on paid download sites (like iTunes, and about 40 others) shortly. The disc includes material recorded either side of Jimmy’s stint with the Mothers. It opens with a live rendition of Jim’s tale about who dicked the red man over, Trail Of Tears, by the Austin Grandmothers who also closed the original CD with the improvised studio weirdness that is Freak Out In Screw, Texas. In between is mainly good-time-rock-and-roll-doo-wop fare - stuff we used to be able to call R&B before R. Kelly was old enough to have sex, that is - from a couple of obscure JCB albums released in 1978 and 1980. The Keys single Stretch Pants from 1962 is also included: this is the earliest known recording of Jimmy (on drums only), and it’s been transferred direct onto CD from the original vinyl (only not quite so obviously now, thanks to Greg). B-side, Just A Matter Of Time, is the sort of song the Bonzos parodied on Canyons Of Your Mind. There’s also a couple of tunes from a late eighties blues trio which show that while Jimmy may not be the most versatile or technically adept of drummers, he has a very distinctive, solid style. Smokin’. The extra tracks are great and maybe a little more familiar to some - indeed, the closer was suggested by this here Idiot as one of his all time fave JCB ditties.

 

 

THE MOFO PROJECT/OBJECT (Deluxe 4-Disc Version) (Zappa Records, ZR 20004)

 

Disc 1: Hungry Freaks, Daddy/I Ain’t Got No Heart/Who Are The Brain Police?/Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder/Motherly Love/How Could I Be Such A Fool/Wowie Zowie/You Didn’t Try To Call Me/Anyway The Wind Blows/I’m Not Satisfied/You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here/Trouble Every Day/Help, I’m A Rock/It Can’t Happen Here/Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet.

Disc 2: Hungry Freaks, Daddy (Vocal Overdub Take 1)/Anyway The Wind Blows (Vocal Overdub)/Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder (Vocal Overdub Take 2)/I Ain’t Got No Heart (Vocal Overdub Master Take)/Motherly Love (Vocal Overdub Master Takes)/I’m Not Satisfied (2nd Vocal Overdub Master, Take 2 Rough Mix)/You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here (Vocal Overdub Take 1/Take 2)/Who Are The Brain Police? (Basic Tracks)/How Could I Be Such A Fool? (Basic Tracks)/Anyway The Wind Blows (Basic Tracks)/Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder (Basic Tracks)/I Ain’t Got No Heart (Basic Tracks)/You Didn’t Try To Call Me (Basic Tracks)/Trouble Every Day (Basic Tracks)/Help, I’m A Rock (FZ Edit)/Who Are The Brain Police? (Section B, Alternate Take)/Groupie Bang Bang/Hold On To Your Small Tiny Horses... (Nullis Pretii at non-Composer speed).

Disc 3: Objects (FZ directs Kim Fowley in crowd control...)/Freak Trim (Kim Outs A Big Idea)/Percussion Insert Session Snoop/Freak Out Drum Track w/Timp. & Lion/Percussion Object 1 & 2 (FZ Edit)/Lion Roar & Drums from Freak Out!/Vito Rocks The Floor (Greek Out!)/‘Low Budget Rock & Roll Band’/Suzy Creamcheese (What’s Got Into You?) (excerpt from interview 1971)/Motherly Love (Live at Fillmore, 25 June 1966)/You Didn’t Try To Call Me (Live at Fillmore, 25 June 1966)/I’m Not Satisfied (Live at Fillmore, 25 June 1966)/Hungry Freaks, Daddy (Live at Fillmore, 25 June 1966)/Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder (Live at Fillmore, 25 June 1966).

Disc 4: Wowie Zowie/Who Are The Brain Police? (Section A, C, B)/Hungry Freaks, Daddy/Cream Cheese (Work Part)/Trouble Every Day (single edit)/It Can’t Happen Here (Mothermania Version)/Interviews excerpts: ‘Pyschedelic Music’/‘MGM’/’Dope Fiend Music’/’How We Made It Sound That Way’/‘Poop Rock’/‘Machinery’/‘Pyschedelic Upholstery’/‘Psychedelic Money’/Who Are The Brain Police?/Any Way The Wind Blows/Hungry Freaks, Daddy/More Interviews: ‘The ‘Original’ Group’/‘Necessity’/‘Union Scale’/‘25 Hundred Signing Fee’/‘Tom Wilson’/‘My Pet Theory’/‘There Is No Need’.

 

Disc One is the original album; Two comprised mainly of alternate takes and backing tracks; Three the best of the bunch, with lots of great percussion; and Four full of interviews. If evidence were needed that Freak Out! is more than just a bunch of gentle doo-wop parodies, three experimental pieces and a blues-based social critique, then here it is. But there may just be a little too much: on the fourth disc, Frank comes across as a pompous big-head on some of the early interview segments; I mean, did he seriously believe the Beatles ripped him off on Lovely Rita, or was it all just a publicity ploy?

 

 

FRANK ZAPPA: TRANCE-FUSION

 

Track list: Chunga’s Revenge/Bowling On Charen/Good Lobna/A Cold Dark Matter/Butter Or Cannons/Ask Dr Stupid/Scratch & Sniff/Trance-Fusion/Gorgo/Diplodocus/Soul Polka/For Guiseppe Franco/After Dinner Smoker/Light Is All That Matters/Finding Higgs’ Boson/Bavarian Sunset.

 

As Dweezil says, “It’s just a guitar record,” but it’s better than the previous one (Guitar was just too much for me - each track in isolation sounds great, but that’s one of the few Zappa albums I can’t sit right the way through). You know, I always thought the inclusion of the Harry Lime Theme was of Muffin Man origin, but here it is: played by Scott in For Giuseppe Franco. Interestingly, the first solo on this album is played by the Dweez, but after three minutes or so, he’s joined by his dad on an edited version of Chunga’s from the second Broadway Wembley show on Frank’s final tour proper. I’ve owned a tape of this for so long that listening to it now it’s hard to get too excited. But the sound quality is so great that inevitably there’s a small frisson downstairs. I wish it were bigger, but that’s the way God planned it. This is a great CD that I hope you all own by now and so I don’t need to say too much more.  I’m a fan of the inbetweeine tracks on Shut Up which I think would’ve enhanced this but, as it is, it’s wonderment of the highest order - with the son of Zappa playing Zappa on first and last.

 

 

THE MUFFIN MEN: LIVE IN THE KITCHEN OF LOVE (Ark-Hive 931)/LOOKS LIKE NOODLES TO ME (Ark-Hive 941)

 

Kitchen track list: Zootz/Torturez/Cosmikz/Franz/Assholez/Clevelandz (interpolating Wayco’s The Kitchen Of Love)/Slutz/Medleyz/Mamaz/Williez.
Noodles track list: Heavy Duty Judy/Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy/Bamboozled By Love/Uncle Remus/King Kong/Rasta Pasta/Easy Meat/Pick Me I’m Clean/Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up/Harry, You’re a Beast/Oh No!/Son Of Orange County/Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?/Joe’s Garage/Mr Green Genes/Camarillo Brillo/Muffin Man/Take Your Clothes Off When you Dance.

 

For some strange reason, I always thought the earlier incarnations of the Muffins were not as proficient as the more recent Tilo backed line-ups, but in fact these recordings (Kitchen from Karlsruhe, Germany 93; Noodles from 94’s ill-fated tour with Ike) prove they were just as able. It may be the slightly safer, crowd-pleasing choice of material - though on Kitchen, they unusually play stuff mainly from the 70s as they were supporting the Grannies; JCB is special guest on Williez. I always knew Jumpy was a gifted guitarist, and there’s ample evidence to support that here; less flamboyant than Carlo. And Andy Jacobson’s skilful keys (listen to Clevelandz) give the band that extry something. The madness of Mike Kidson pervades, and all in all both were a real appetite whetter for the neo-retro dates. Yes, these here limited edition fan releases (these are the first in a series of 6 or more) are a timely reminder that the early line-ups weren’t no slouches. Noodles is also a tasty companion to their live at Zappanale #14 DVD (see below); Mr Willis’ silky vox add an authentic edge to the joyous lunacy of the Kidson-era Muffs and adds weight to Ben Watson’s assertion that there is a point in buying their CDs.

 

Gigs

 

THE 3RD INTERNATIONAL ZAPPA CONFERENCE, PARIS, 5-6 JULY 2008 – special guest reviewer: Evil Dick

 

ICE-Z 3, ICE-Z 69 or The 3rd International Zappa Conference…what was this conference called?  As it turned out, it was called all three things depending on who you spoke to.  This time it was the turn of Paris to host the conference previously hosted in London (2004) and Rome (2006).  Organised by Les Fils de L'Invention (bravo Didier! bravo Marie!) it was without question the best attended to date; however, with the book and record stalls, it did feel markedly more commercial.  Posters of Zappa looking like a roguish gypsy were plastered all over the venue causing Ben Watson to remark "somehow, the French have managed to create a handsome Zappa"!  The language barrier proved a bit of an issue throughout.  English papers were translated into French but not the other way around, so if you couldn't speak the lingo the next best option was to go to the off licence around the corner and buy a large bottle of beer to pass the time.  During ICE-Z2 in Rome, papers were simultaneously translated through headphone sets provided to the delegates. This facility was not available in Paris, so a slightly longwinded process evolved, whereby a paragraph would be read in English first and then translated into French, causing 20 minute papers to become 40 minutes long.  Many papers were delivered, too many for me to comment on them all; however, I enjoyed listening to Simon Prentis who attempted to unravel the secrets of One Size Fits All, Andy Hollinden who tackled time as a spherical constant, Paul Sutton for his analysis of Zappa's oeuvre (at least, as far as Absolutely Free), Ben Watson who denounced the conference for dropping the 'E' from ICE-Z (thus removing the revolutionary content!), and unashamedly myself for revealing that The Grand Wazoo is really Big Bird from Sesame Street (grand oiseau).  I'm sure the papers in French were interesting too.  Maybe translations will be published online soon? The surprise web-cam appearance of a semi-nude Bob Dobbs aka Bob Marshall delighted everyone.  His tale of interviewing Zappa from beyond the grave raised an eyebrow or two.  There was also an interesting press conference with Zappanale organiser, Thomas Dippel, who explained the current situation regarding ZFT vs. The Arf Society, namely that it's a very complicated legal battle over trademarks and copyrights, and that ZFT have threatened certain alumni to suffer the consequences (whatever that means...) if they play Zappanale.  The assimilation into the proceedings of Zappa cover bands Arf and Make a Sex Noise made it feel a little bit more like a festival than a conference.  This caused a good deal of discussion amongst the "academic fraternity".  Was this a rock concert with a few intellectuals thrown in for good measure?  Aren't conferences supposed to be about exchanging new ideas (the delivery of papers) and not repeating old ones (the performance of Zappa covers)?  I'm personally not a massive fan of cover groups and managed to miss all of them, but I'm told they faithfully recreated Zappa's music and went down well with the audience.  Maybe next time there will be a return to a more Esemplastic approach, the "turd on the alter" will reappear and Frank will be ugly again. Having said that, ICE-Z3 will certainly be a hard act to follow.

 

MUFFIN MEN, THE BOARDWALK, SHEFFIELD, 23 MAY 2008

 

Set list: Willie The Pimp/Plastic Factory/Road Ladies/Great White Buffalo/Pygmy Twylyte/Jones Crusher/San Berdino.

King Kong/Big Leg Emma/The Indian Of The Group/City Of Tiny Lites/Wino Man/Zoot Allures/Yellow Snow/Black Napkins/More Trouble Everyday/Flower Punk/My Guitar.

 

Train. Uncle. Drive. Sheffield. Skanky meal. Foul Wethers. Loud noises. Dark. Loud. Music. Loud. Dark. Beer. Three. And one for Fred. Happy. Dark. Loud. Beer. Noise. Indian Jim. Birthday Uncle. Foul Wethers. Scary bar girl. Ice water. Drunk. Indian meal. Bridge. Stumbler man. Digs Sleep. Was hoping Fred would write a review for me, but as he hasn’t this is what you get. Yea, it was good.

 

 

 

BEN WATSON AND DIDIER MERVELET ON 1968, MUSIC, CAPITALISM, CONWAY HALL, RED LION SQUARE, LONDON, 10 MAY 2008

 

Before this lecture, Didier (Sécrétaire Generale of Les Fils de l’Invention) confided in me that this would be Ben reading a paper and "I’m supposed to add (improvise) some entertaining interpolations". And he did. Say what you like about Ben, he’s an engaging performer – though he claimed he had to stick to his script because of nerves. But as someone pointed out during the subsequent Q&A/discussion, he was just as lucid, interesting and charming when improvising. And the interventions from Didier throughout were no different. It was during the subsequent discussion that Ben spoke of the reasons for his avid interest in Zappa over the MC5, Sun Ra, Hendrix, et al (because of the wider references to music of all kinds, mainly). So what was the crux of their biscuit? Ben provided a critique of anniversaries and sectarian attempts to carve up the past by referencing  May 1968 (the time of the student protests and general strike in France that caused the eventual collapse of the De Gaulle Government) and music – principally FZ’s. Not sure where capitalism came into it, but Ben talked about how the ‘68 ‘French revolution’  was borne out of a book-era, and we’ve now entered a totally different electronic-era where it really is just system-overload and takes great skill to separate the wheat from the chaff. He also commented on how he saw The Simpsons (one of the few things he can actually bear to watch on TV) as a direct result of FZ’s attitude. Didier excitedly told us about the strange lavatories of Paris (not sure if when they go ka-ka, they make you stand up - as he focused on the splash-your-boots male emporia only). It was all good fun, and as a pre-cursor to ICE-Z III in July, set this Idiot’s juices a-flowing. Sadly, Ben & Esther’s new baby - Mordecai Merz Breezeblock Tiley - did not test the truth of Christopher Gray’s assertion at the end of Leaving The 20th Century, that Psychoanalysis and Trotskyists are both silly old men to the child, as she was asleep. Afterwards, Thomas Dippel and I strolled the streets of London passing a Pret A Manger every five minutes, reminding  me of that episode of the Simpsons where all the shops in the Springfield Mall turn into Starbucks (Simpson Tide; Episode Number 197, Season 9; originally aired on Fox 29 March 1998). See, there is just too much information out there.

 

 

ZAPPATEERS NL FESTIVAL, 14-15 MARCH 2008

 

Diary

 

 

THE GRANDE MOTHERS, ASTORIA 2, LONDON, 10 MARCH 2008

 

Set list: Hungry Freaks Daddy/Let’s Move To Cleveland/Lonely Little Girl/Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance/Chunga’s Revenge/Call Any Vegetable/The Idiot Bastard Son/Uncle Meat/Obligatory Drum Solo-T’Mershi Duween/Pygmy Twylyte.

Peaches En Regalia/Montana/Big Swifty (interpolating I Come From Nowhere and Evelyn, A Modified Dog)/I’m The Slime/In The Sky/Let’s Make The Water Turn Black/Harry, You’re A Beast/Oh No/Son Of Orange County/More Trouble Every Day/San Ber’dino/Sofa No. 1/I’m The Slime.

Encores: Little House I Used To Live In/Merely A Blues In F/Mother People.

 

I was lucky enough to meet the guys backstage beforehand and presented Don with a copy of the 20 Idiot Bastards CD (after all, it’s his logo on the back – see top of this page too). Napoleon and Roy were their usual affable selves, and it was great to meet for the first time the new boy, Miroslav Tadic. All five seemed in good spirits and eager to step out and get on with things. I felt they took a little while to warm up, and it wasn’t until Mirolsav’s burning guitar solo during Chunga’s that the temperature started to rise. T’Mershi Duween was the real highlight of the first set, and the second set just exploded. As the Grannies have noted, some where slow to get in on time at these UK gigs. And it seems they played a different set every night. If you missed them at all, shame on you. A recent round-robin from the band said: they came out after each show to sign anything and everything for the fans including: albums; CDs; DVDs; t-shirts; and body parts. Quite so.

 

 

 

ALLAN HOLDSWORTH TRIO WITH JIMMY JOHNSON AND CHAD WACKERMAN, JAZZ CAFÉ, LONDON, 26 NOVEMBER 2007

 

Set list started with Chad’s The Fifth, followed by Fred (where CW’s pyrotechnic display elicited much applause from the assembled throng) and Water On The Brain (featuring a fine solo from JJ)…thereafter, no idea - but this is the third time I’ve seen Chad this year and it was the best of those gigs. The Jazz Café is quite a small venue – so much so that Julian Barratt of The Mighty Boosh (a huge Holdsworth fan: he was at the Queen Elizabeth Hall gig earlier this year too), stood on Mrs G’s foot and elbowed her in the tit. It’s perhaps worth mentioning here that Barratt, and his Boosh co-star Noel Fielding, were on Jonathan Ross’s Friday night chat show the week of this gig where they mentioned their common interest in Zappa and Beefheart. Anyways, back to Camden and a jovial looking Holdsworth – he seemed embarrassed by the cheers that greeted his first solo, but there were smiles from him throughout the set which were very much in contrast to the somewhat curmudgeonly performance on display at the QEH. I’ve not really followed Allan’s career that closely (I loved the stuff he did with Bruford way back when, and was aware of his contributions to UK and Level 42, but that’s about it), but have been listening to him a lot recently and he certainly has a fine, unique sound and I can see why the musos love him. And this was a great gig with all the oomph you could ask for. Midway through, Chad performed a wondrous solo and I could only marvel at the fact that Allan has gotten to work with most of the best drummers around today (including Vinnie – any of you rich folk get to see him with Jeff Beck at Ronnie Scott’s?). I later caught Mr Howard Moon gyrating at the bar as the trio started its first encore; sadly me and Mrs G had to leave to catch the last train home.

 

 

ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA: SHEPHERD’S BUSH EMPIRE, LONDON, 25 SEPTEMBER 2007

 

Set list: Noise Intro/Black Napkins/Suzy Creemcheese/Brown Shoes Don’t Make It/America Drinks And Goes Home/City Of Tiny Lites/Advance Romance/Dumb All Over/What’s New In Baltimore?/Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy/Dog Meat/Pygmy Twylyte/Dupree’s Paradise Variations/Uncle Remus/Willie The Pimp/Joe’s Garage/Wind Up Workin’ In A Gas Station/San Ber’dino/Zoot Allures/Ship Ahoy/The Illinois Enema Bandit/Cosmik Debris/G-Spot Tornado/Muffin Man.

 

“Everybody else goes out and plays a show as if it’s their album, which is boring. I’d rather sit at home and listen to the album, because I hate to be in a smoke-filled, loud room - that’s not enjoyable for me at all...I always look up to guys who can sit and do dinner music...they’re singing in tune and playing somebody else’s music, and I don’t think I could do that...it’s the shittiest job in the world.” That was Dweez