WHILE YOU WERE ARTIE

 

In March 2001, out of the blue, I got an email from Arthur Barrow. Seizing the moment, I asked if he’d like to be subjected to some dumb questions. He didn’t mind.

 

IB: When you first started to play music, what was your main instrument?

 

AB: Ukulele, tenor guitar, then guitar when I was about 13.

 

IB: You saw taking up bass as the only way of getting into Frank’s band – but you didn’t just play bass with him, did you?

 

AB: I also played keyboards and guitar with FZ, if that’s what you mean.

 

IB: It is. You’re generally perceived as just a bass player. Especially by me. But you contributed a whole lot more. (For Arthur’s uncredited contributions, visit http://home.netcom.com/~bigear/Zappa.html).

 

AB: I also played bass with a lot of other people besides FZ.

 

IB: I recently heard the full radio broadcast of a Zappa gig you did in Rotterdam in May 1980; your bass playing was quite wonderful.

 

AB: Thank you!

 

IB: Given that you obviously excelled at this instrument, why don’t you do more stuff like ‘The Shadows’ or ‘Code Blue’ on your albums – most of your own songs are keyboard based, aren’t they?

 

AB: I think of my music as being composition based, not player based. I did plenty of fancy bass work with Frank, so listeners know I can do that. I think of the composition first, not how impressive my playing is. Weird, eh?

 

IB: What is your least favourite eating utensil?

 

AB: Chopsticks.

 

IB: So a spoon’s your favourite, right?

 

AB: You must be English, judging by your spelling. But you're wrong; it's the fourk.

 

IB: As ‘We’re Only In It For The Money’ was the first FZ album you got into, how did you subsequently feel about your involvement in the remix?

 

AB: I told Frank I thought it was a bad idea, but it was his music, and he was the boss.  It was a lot of fun, though. It is a bit odd to now be on an album that was my favourite in high school.

 

IB: Aside from ‘St Alphonso’, what other pieces did you play with Frank during your audition?

 

AB: A lick in 21 that ended up in ‘Greasy’ was one. Also some sight reading and some jamming. Maybe ‘Black Page’.

 

IB: You took over from Ed Mann as Clonemeister: how did he and the other band members react to your new appointment?

 

AB: They hated it - which I can understand, after all, most of them had seniority over me. We all would have preferred that Frank conduct all the rehearsals, and not have a Clonemeister.

 

IB: I understand you continued as Clonemeister after you quit touring with Frank - so how did that go down with guys like Scott Thunes?

 

AB: I had absolutely no problems with players during that time.

 

IB:Mo’s Vacation’ is my favourite unreleased Zappa track - as performed by yourself and Vinnie in Poughkeepsie, September 1978. What was that like to learn?

 

AB: Pretty hard for me. A piece of cake for Vinnie – he could sight read the sucker. I never really did play it right all the way through. There are sections in the bass part that are impossible, as far as I can tell. You should see all the coffee stains on my chart. I spent about 30 hours working on it when I first got it. I shedded on it during our week off in Munich.

 

IB: So when did you last pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?

 

AB: Right before I shuffled off to Buffalo.

 

IB: What can you tell me about the dawn raid when Tommy Mars and Ike Willis were whisked off by the British police as Frank slept in a different hotel?

 

AB: I don't recall that incident. What happened?

 

IB: I was hoping you’d tell me. It received a fair bit of media attention at the time, and I recall that Frank – even though he wasn't involved, and as much as he hated drugs – slagged off the way our friendly Constabulary handled it. Were you one of the guys in the band who started the tradition of ‘The Jazz Discharge Party Hats’?

 

AB: No.

 

IB: Any salacious tales from the road you’d care to divulge?

 

AB: Hmmm, not particularly.

 

IB: In the 70s you were in a band with Don Preston. And Jimmy Carl Black made guest appearances on stage and in the studio during your tenure with Frank. What do you think of the Grandmothers?

 

AB: I heard them last year and they sounded pretty good. JCB is very friendly and a fellow Texan. And I met Bunk Gardner for the first time - another very nice cat.

 

IB: Have you remained in touch over the years?

 

AB: I talked to Don about a week ago - he had a question about a synth.

 

IB: What about any of the other guys – aside from those involved with the Banned From Utopia. Tell me something about your relationship (musical or otherwise) with Vinnie.

 

AB: Haven't talked to him for a while. He’s the best drummer I have ever heard, much less played with – it was an honour.

 

IB: And Warren?

 

AB: Probably haven't talked to him in 20 years. We got along OK, though – no bad feelings or anything.

 

IB: Steve Vai?

 

AB: Been in touch by email lately – he was always a decent guy, and sounds like he still is. A great player.

 

IB: Shankar?

 

AB: Awesome musician and a great guy. Not in touch, though. I would love to talk to him again one day. Frank wanted him to be in the band at one point, while Frank was producing his album. I spent many hours in a London hotel room trying to teach him some of the music. He transcribed a lot of it into his Indian form of music notation.

 

IB: Bob Harris?

 

AB: A nice guy, but not in touch.

 

IB: Finally, Peter Wolf?

 

AB: Words cannot describe how I feel.

 

IB: Do you have any plans to release your recordings of that early band with Don, Bruce Fowler and Vinnie?

 

AB: Yes, I plan to release those along with other early stuff on a ‘basement tapes’ kind of collection.

 

IB: The planned ‘Crush All Boxes’ album (that evolved into ‘You Are What You Is’) is well documented. But recently it’s come to light that Frank originally had other plans for some of the material that appeared on the ‘Drowning Witch’ and ‘Utopia’ albums. Were you aware of the mooted ‘Chalk Pie’ album?

 

AB: Vaguely.

 

IB: When is the new ZFT-approved Banned From Utopia album, ‘So Yuh Don’t Like Modern Art’, coming out?

 

AB: I don't know - Bruce is in charge of that.

 

IB: What’s on it?

 

AB:Tink/13’ is great. It has some previously unheard sections that were rehearsed in 1980, but got kind of lost until I discovered some old charts I had written for it.

 

IB: Who’s on it?

 

AB: The usual suspects – I don't know if Ray White is guesting on it. Again, Bruce is producing – except for ‘Tink’. That's mine.

 

IB: Are you gonna tour to promote it?

 

AB: Hopefully!

 

IB: Will the band continue after this - who’s the project leader?

 

AB: Aren't you paying attention?

 

IB: Sorry, I was just picking my feet. What are you own plans for the future, musically?

 

AB: More music, all the time!

 

IB: OK, finally, Arthur: who do you think has been Chelsea’s greatest number nine: Roy Bentley, Peter Osgood, Tommy Langley, Trevor Aylott, Kerry Dixon, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink…?

 

AB: Troy Aikman.

 

IB: Well, I guess the lonesome Cowboy may have fared a little better than Chris Sutton. Thanks for that.

 

 

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A fredited version of this interview should appear in a future edition of T’Mershi Duween. Photo of Tink liberated from the Stanley Hope Collection.

 

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